This Does Not Slip

Remember the 2013/14 Premier League season? Steven Gerrard's quick tumble, Manchester United's long collapse and Manchester City's remorseless pursuit of the title? No? Us neither, which is where this helpful Premier League Diary steps up.Use it to relive every missed handshake and defensive meltdown, to remind yourself of the classic moments of schadenfreude, hatred and contempt you felt for the assortment of chumps, charlatans and chancers playing out the 2013/14 season. Each copy includes some jokes of an adequate nature, more than one hundred exclusive footnotes, plus a list of all your favourite journalists' preferred vegetables. Yes, he went with okra.