The Very Thirsty Vampire

The Very Thirsty Vampire
Author: Michael Teitelbaum
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2014-10-14
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1632201747


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In this hilarious parody of a children’s classic, and a follow-up to its highly successful cousin, The Very Hungry Zombie, The Very Thirsty Vampire presents a charming little fellow with a very specific kind of thirst. As he drinks his way through a variety of bartenders, baristas, wine stewards, soda jerks, and other venders of fine beverages who try to quench his thirst, he pines for something of more substance, finally finding it in a blood bank, where hopeful nurses think he’s there to make a deposit, but the clever reader knows he’s only there to make a very sizeable withdrawal! With vivid, playful art and amusing text, The Very Thirsty Vampire will appeal to picture-book lovers of all ages. Adults will catch its slightly demented humor. Older kids who grew up on classic board books will love the fun of the parody. And all who appreciate the undead will adore this dashing bloodthirsty gentleman with a wicked sense of humor.


The Very Thirsty Vampire
Language: en
Pages: 44
Authors: Michael Teitelbaum
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2014-10-14 - Publisher: Simon and Schuster

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Pages: 390
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Categories: Fiction
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