The Coffee Joke Book

This book is about my hot little friend, COFFEE. If you're a coffee drinker, you'll absolutely love this huge collection of almost 200 hilarious coffee jokes. You'll soon become the beloved coffee comedian with all your family, friends and co-workers. You'll laugh hard at joke after joke, and even learn some important things about coffee, like... No woman ever shot a man when he was getting her a cup of coffee, and that sleep is so great because it's a time-machine to coffee in the morning, and that water is the most essential element of life because without water you can't make coffee. This funny book needs to be on every coffee table in every home, apartment and office. Help us do that. Don't be a cheapskate, buy this book for you and all your friends (who will love you for it), or as Joe Caffeine says, "Buy this book or you're DECAF to me."