The Best Ever Book of Surveyor Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Surveyor Jokes
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2012-07-16
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781478119838


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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Surveyor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Surveyor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Surveyor Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Surveyor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Surveyor jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Surveyors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Surveyor and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Surveyor brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Surveyor who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Surveyors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***


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