Kiss My Crown

Let’s be honest. Many people are living boring lives. Although some are not, there are a select few in a league of their own. These people are what is known as spectacular. $cott Myers is one of those few. Some spectacular people don’t share their stories of what makes them the way they are. However, $cott looks to change that. How To Be A Dimwit For Dimwits is $cott’s latest contribution to society. Some say that it might even be his best. $cott has always lived a spectacular life and has many stories to tell. However, the full details of these stories have remained a mystery known only to $cott himself. In his new book, he finally reveals some of the complete stories of how he has lived the life he has. Follow $cott in a series of short stories from flipping off truck drivers to paying parking tickets in pennies to just being spectacular overall. If you have a boring life or are just looking to kill some time, this book is for you. It will change your outlook on life and will make you question your definition of stupidity. How To Be A Dimwit For Dimwits is your all-in-one guide to becoming spectacular.