The Pastafarian Loose Canon

Finally. The Loose Canon Complete Second Edition is available again. New and Improved with texts removed for legal purposes. The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves his people especially the short ones. He protects them who take risks and diligently seek to expand his kingdom. Let us worship together as powerful, determined, strong, diligent, courageous and wise Pastafarians. Let the weak Pastafarians wallow in their laziness. Let their beer be stale and their strippers be riddled with STD's. The Loose Canon 400 years later can't be stopped because of one hater. (or 12 haters) Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster.