Ten Simple Tips For Surviving The Apocalypse

Do you have what it takes to survive the apocalypse? Are you sure? Let Javi help Ten Simple Tips For Surviving The Apocalypse is a handy guide for anyone who wants to weather the end of the world's mayhem, misery, and mutants with flair. Javi Lipschitz, survivor extraordinaire and all-around lucky bastard, lays out his game plan for making it to safety when everything you own fits on a pink Huffy bicycle. From how to pick the perfect travel companions (badasses definitely preferred) to the necessity of personal hygiene-seriously, dude, it might be an apocalypse but that's no reason not to wash your briefs-you'll get detailed ideas, personal anecdotes and, most importantly, a sense of hope that not all is lost. Most is lost, maybe. But not all. "*Apocalypse Survival Assessment quiz included*"