Poophemisms

If you're looking for fun new ways to talk about pooping, then "Poophemisms" is for you. From going to throw down some brown to chumming for sewer rats, you'll never run out of ways to tell your friends and loved ones you're going to crap Poophemisms is a veritable dictionary of defecation, with over 1737 different ways to say you need to take a dump. Arranged alphabetically, the book covers everything from "Adding a wing to the manor" to "Zapping the porcelain." Makes a fantastic gift for grandma.