101 Ridiculously Fun Ways To Annoy Your Cat

Looking for that purrfect gift for your favorite CAT LOVER? Aaaaaa!! You've found it!!! Your cat's #1 purpose in life is to annoy you. Now it's time for payback! We put up with a lot of crap from our cats because they are part of our family. And despite their often irritating behavior and snooty attitude, we still love them. But wouldn't it be nice to occasionally give them a taste of their own medicine? Now you can! In this delightfully wicked collection you'll find dozens of hilarious and creative ways to embarrass and annoy your cat - like teaching them how to twerk, how to sign their own name, or the proper way to fly. Whether you serenade your cat with its very own theme song when they enter the room, put cotton balls in their food dish, or pretend they are a ventriloquist's dummy, 101 Ridiculously Fun Ways to Annoy Your Cat is the perfect way to put your favorite feline in its place and a smile on your face. And for the record: This is a humor book, not a "how to" guide. The author (a cat lover, not a cat hater) does not condone the physical abuse of any animal whatsoever - and reminds readers to always keep in mind how much silliness any pet is willing to take from you before the cat poop hits the fan. And never forget to hug and make up after play time is done. Happy annoying!